The fun in our Finetime Fridays
Good morning to our creative lovers. We present to you our ''Fine time Fridays''. You can post your jokes or scenes in a story that is funny so we can enjoy laughing together. In this blog, every-day is laughter day. Also, it is proven that when you laugh, your anger decreases by 2% and you will feel calm.
So, let's LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!
1) Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
ReplyDelete2) I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
3) My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
4) I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
5) My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.
6) Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
7) A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
8) The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
9) Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.
10) When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.